the-best-of-funny:

perks-of-being-chinese:

what the fuck omg get it together 

x

White people

the-best-of-funny:

perks-of-being-chinese:

what the fuck omg get it together 

x

White people

(via mydiddlydarnblog)


fuckyeah1990s:

sample from my screenplay for “Killer Party”, I need $6000 more to make this movie. You should donate here

fuckyeah1990s:

sample from my screenplay for “Killer Party”, I need $6000 more to make this movie. You should donate here



Can I be one of those donuts?

Can I be one of those donuts?

(via kingofspain)


mxelliott:

same

mxelliott:

same





Well at least the day AFTER my date is when my skin starts breaking out.

Bad skin, thank you for not coming yesterday, now please leave before Coachella, please.


I don’t have friends, I just have apps.




1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff


Proud to be a hufflepuff.

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Proud to be a hufflepuff.

(via mxelliott)


xcyclopswasrightx:

X-Men Blue Team
Jim Lee

(via smokeandhalftruths)


the-x-gene:

Guardians of the Galaxy #13

Oof.